Writing: The Superior Major

Here is an article I wrote a few semesters ago on how fantastical being a Writing Studies major is, for my student paper, complete with awkward picture of me. However, here is a better picture complete with a sweet republish of the article from the Marketing department. Enjoy!

Hello. My name is Lani, and I am a writing major.

No need to be alarmed. I am just like you, only one day I’ll graduate with a major so superior, interviews will be held in banquet halls around tables laden with nectar and ambrosia, and all job offers will be inscribed on gold flecked parchment.

Don’t believe me? Stop and think of how important writing is in our daily lives. We write papers and essays. We write labs and reports. We write notes, letters, and e-mails creating excuses as to why we missed class on Monday at 8 am. Professors write lectures and assignments, and we respond to them with notes and reading-responses.

Besides speech, smoke signals, and body language, like the indications the awkward sophomore in your life wellness class wants to be more than project partners, writing is a huge part in how we communicate with one another.

I don't know what you're saying, island, but it looks important.
I don’t know what you’re saying, island, but it looks important.

One spelling mistake signals jbdkds, or juvenile skill, and longer flowing language points to one having a vast knowledge of the English language, hence creating the manifestation of an intellectual.

Being a writing major means I get to take truly enjoyable classes, such as Creative Writing and Poetry, as well as classes with more broad subjects, such as News and Feature, which covers a span of professional writing styles, not just journalism.

Being one of the first to pick up the major, I had not a single moment of doubt. What job does not need a writer in its office, company, or space station?

That's me. Third window from the right.
That’s me. Third window from the right.

Writing majors can find employment in advertising, business, and counseling; and those are just the beginning of the alphabet of opportunities. There is teaching, the sciences, law, and just about every establishment could use a trustworthy editor for all its publishing needs.

Still not sold? Consider this: the writing major can fit in with any other major you might wish to pair it with. With only 36 credit hours, the major was designed to be an adorable younger sibling of your larger major, rather than an obnoxious older sibling fighting for attention and credit time. If you’re an English major, you will have already noticed how simple it is to pick up the Writing major, as quite a number of the classes correlate and weave together effortlessly.

Writing majors can do internships that can easily be organized in conjunction with a communications degree, such as work on EMU’s literary magazine, the Phoenix, the Shen yearbook, or the Weather Vane, one of the finest news establishments this side of the woods. I am currently doing an internship for my communications minor, and what am I doing? Writing. All of the above, while fun and extracurricular, can also be participated in for credits. Both of the above also happen to have fantastic advisors, have great music played during gatherings, and pizza is often fed to its staff. For these alone should you consider a change in life goals.

Thanks to short hand texting and spell check, decent writers are about as hard to come by as succinct history professors.

Or short-bearded Amish men
Or short-bearded Amish men

The reason universities have college writing on their core curriculums, and why EMU has writing intensives, is because it appreciates the importance of writing as a part of academia and understands its importance both in and outside of a university setting.

As students and faculty, we know the difference between a paper written on three hours sleep, and one given time for proper research, editing, and care.

"They then theorized ljhkdajgvsbhnjx jgwehdkuqhwdk odquhi2873uiey"
“They then theorized ljhkdajgvsbhnjx jgwehdkuqhwdk odquhi2873uiey”

This understanding of the power of writing extends to the professional world; being eloquent in both speech and text extends to that world, and is important whether you’re creating proposals for a new business, crafting a lesson plan for high school algebra, or handing in an article on why being a writing major was the best decision I could have made in my four years here.


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